I love coffee! There. I said it. I love coffee, and (insert Eddie Murphy voice) “if loving coffee is wroooong, then I don’t wanna be right….”
But seriously, if we didn’t love coffee here, then you wouldn’t be getting the coffee (perfection) that you deserve. Whether you’re a one-a-day, a connisseur or a flat out addict who wakes in the middle of the night for a fix (hey, not judging…) we believe that our passion will fuel your desires – coffee desires that is!
And we love all our children.. Our straight talking Americano, the creamy Cappuccino, the upwardly mobile Flat White, our indulgent Mocha and the impatient Espresso to name but a few.
So while you’re enjoying your Coffee Au Perfection today, here are some coffee-isms to ponder.
Coffee wakes you up.
Ever tried to adult for real without your morning coffee? How did that go? Thought so. Coffee is the portal between dreamland and the real world.
Even Harvey needs his Coffee Perfection to wake him up…
It gives you an excuse to be hyper.
OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD! Tonight I’m making BURGERS for dinner! YAAAS!
Or an excuse to shrug off stupidity
Did I really just hand you a tenner instead of a fifty euro note? Sorry, I haven’t had my coffee yet…
It gives you a reality check.
I often wonder if the Red Wedding would have even happened if the Starks’ and the Lannisters’ had just met up for a coffee and a chat instead?
Poor Rob. What a waste….
It’s magic in a cup.
Yup. Anything is possible after that first coffee of the day.
Ah! I’m going to march into my boss’ office and demand a 100% raise and my own office for my contribution, and then when I get home I’ll start training for that marathon – right after I buy a unicorn that I will call Toby!
Mocha is like, the best drink ever.
Coffee and Chocolate together? In a cup? Enough said.
There is nothing better in life than the comfort of holding a warm mug of coffee between your hands.
I mean, nothing.
Well, maybe…
‘Til next time guys!
The Coffee Perfection Team.
